![]() Your workout clothes are ensembles, really. But, watch out folks, sometimes they get not-so-basic by wrapping a strand around the hair tie, effectively concealing the elastic. Low ponytailsįrom work, to working out, to working it - a low ponytail is every basic bitch’s catch-all, foolproof hairstyle. And after they open a bag of Stacy’s pita chips, they wish their mouths were locked up anyway. Committing carbicideĮating carbs is as close as a basic bitch has come to committing a felony. He’s just another Hollywood illusion that everyone feels way too comfortable with since he became a meme and household name. We hate to break it to these basic bitches, but Ryan Gosling is not real. Oopsies, someone drank a little too much sweet white wine and now she's harassing Ryan Gosling on Twitter. To basic bitches, the only thing cuter than a teeny star on their foot is their maltese puppy. Star tattoos on their footĬhinese symbols make a close second. BIG bowlsĮverything basic bitches eat must be consumed from a big, gigantic bowl. But that would be a little bit too cool for a basic b*tch. In the ideal world, they would be able to drink their kale and grill their kale and farm their kale right on their rooftops. It’s really hard for basic bitches to choose just one. It’s loaded in glitter and essential salts. Doggy style with your shoes still on!? And we have the gall to call you basic! 10. Actually, having sex while you were still wearing your UGGs was the most badass thing you’ve ever done. Wearing UGGs well into 2014 is the most badass thing you’ve ever done. Their best friend from high school, Becca I Love You” isn’t actually a classic film, right? Ugh, I love you girl. Oh-em-gee, hey, are you trying to make a funny? Because “P.S. Ever since you saw her, and her ringed white handbag on "Laguna Beach," you’ve wanted to be her. No one rocks a maxi dress and noticeable eyeliner quite like LC. Lauren Conrad, whom they consider a style icon Can you just be a little bit more inventive? Ugh, no you can’t. Just because you watch The Food Network, while running on the treadmill, doesn’t mean you are a dietary expert.Īnd for the record, we’ve seen that snapshot of Finale some place else. You didn’t actually eat that entire plate of carbonara pasta, but you sure as hell were there to uh, say you were there. Those basic b*tches, the closest they’ve come to using real kitchen appliances is returning duplicates from their bridal registry. They can make anything in the toaster (except, heaven forbid, sliced bread), everything tastes better in the toaster, they enjoy the friendly chime of the toaster, they look like toasters. Toasters are the epitome of basic b*tches. They stock pile on more pop hits than bracelets on their arm. Billboard Top 20īasic b*tches fully believe that they discovered The Neighbourhood because they heard them on Spotify’s top 100 hits first. You haven’t actually seen any of her movies, though. ![]() Isn’t this place just the best? Yes, ladies, it’s a step above CPK for sure. ![]() Big salads at Cheesecake Factoryĭressing on the side, please. Here are 33 things that basic bitches love (or 33 totally typical things you can no longer love): 1. They are mass-produced, painfully ordinary "Where’s Waldo" women whose special talent is blending in. ![]()
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